Breaking News! Two Year Old Seeks Revenge!

In a blatant case of retaliation two year old Ayden Wyman of Oak Harbor, Washington has injured her mother's** arm. The incident happened on Saturday while Ayden and her mother were walking in downtown Redmond. According to eye witnesses Ayden repeatedly asked her mother to pick her up and then put her down again. Our source said that Ayden did say 'please' and 'thank you' when asking to be picked up, and by the time the two reached their destination Ayden's mother had picked her up and put her down approximately 20 times.

After an exclusive interview with the injured party it has come to my attention that Ayden was retaliating for a supposed injury on her own arm just last week at the co-op. Apparently Ayden's devious plan worked. At dinner the evening of the incident Ayden's mother was already in pain and had trouble lifting her arm. By late that evening the pain had increased and by the next morning Ayden's mother could not lift her arm out from her side (this now blows any chance of entering a local Chicken Dance Contest that her mother was desperately hoping to win). Ayden's mother feels that this retaliation is also meant to hinder any chances she has of successfully finishing her up coming triathlon, although she will attempt it and do the best she can. As of today, Ayden's mother can still run and likely bike, but the real test will be to see if she can still swim. Although charges could be pressed, Ayden is sure that the guilt her mother feels over the co-op incident will keep her out of jail.

It has been hinted at that Ayden used her politeness and cuteness to carry out this devious plan. She has yet to be caught gloating but her room is being staked out in case there is a break through in the case.

**names have been omitted to protect the innocent