In an attempt to go insane. . .

This was not the plan. I promise. I don't normally purchase these things, because what usually happens is I eventually have visions of homicide when these things are around. Seriously. Putting them in the middle of the road and have them get crushed by the next car while I laugh maniacally truly runs through my head. I'm sick, I know.

The reason behind this fun little thing is this: Last week we went to the doctor to have Ayden's eyes checked. We find out she has pink eye and one, possibly two, ear infections. So, we head from the doctor straight to Rite Aid to pick up her Rx. As we are walking around she spots this chicken and asks to see it. Without thinking, I give it to her and I let her play with it as we walk around the store thinking that we'll put it back before we leave. As I'm heading back to the aisle to put it back I realize that I just let my highly contagious daughter play with a toy and I was going to return it to the shelf. I just couldn't return it knowing she contaminated it, so I bought it. It has been a joy in our house ever since.









As you can see, it keeps my kids nice and calm too.

If you can make it to the end take a look at Ayden's poor eyes. That's not even the worst.